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Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Animals Bred:	79	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	1220	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

CraftyRusBel Funhouse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	259
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9593
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Matzah and Creeper Craft

Bigotry, Conflict, Craft, creeper, Cultural differences, dialogue, discrimination, Diversity, education, ethnicity, hate, History, Identity, Indians, intolerance, Jews, Matzah, misunderstanding, mudshits, prejudice, racism, seethe, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	550532
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, patch updates, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!