come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!
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DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone
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DadCraft: Oops, I Forgot Father’s Day!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will make your relationship drama seem like child’s play.Forget about proposing with the wrong size ring – on our server, you can propose with a diamond block and a love potion! And who needs a horse as a Mother’s Day gift when you can ride a dragon instead?
Celebrate your birthday by battling creepers and zombies with your friends, and leave your partner to watch over the virtual farm while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to support you?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than your real-life drama, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
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DadCraft: Microbiome Edition
so, like, u know how moms give babies their gut stuff, right? well, turns out dads do it too! like, who knew, right? so, like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can get all the gut microbes u need from ur dad, just like in real life! after a year, u’ll be like a mini version of ur dad, but in minecraft form! come join us and get all the dad microbes u need for a healthy gut and a wacky adventure in our server! it’s gonna be wild, dude!