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Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Items Found:	2309	Void Gems Collected:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2868	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1480
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1552
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4649
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Crops Grown:	8430	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	461	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1892
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Emeralds Found:	6352	Dragon Eggs Found:	6054
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

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