so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. when you join, you’ll be like, transported to a world where parenthood is linked to shifts in gender ideology. like, women start embracing traditional roles after giving birth, and dads are all about their wives’ gender perspectives and the economic stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of family dynamics in Minecraft, bro. come join us and experience the craziest virtual parenthood journey ever!
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Baby Blocks & Dad’s Tools
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BlockyBrain Boost: Parenting Power
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, being a parent in dis server will make u smart and stuff. yah, u heard me right. u will have more brain connections and stuff, just like u had when u were a youngin. it’s like a fountain of youth, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a parent to all the lil blocky children. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.
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Dad’s Leave Boosts Breastfeeding – Family Fun Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE 69% MORE LIKELY TO FIND A DIAMOND IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN OUR SERVER ARE 420% MORE LIKELY TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE AND WIN? TRUE STORY BRO!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! DADS TAKING LEAVE AFTER THEIR KID’S BIRTH WILL BECOME MINECRAFT LEGENDS, JUST LIKE IN THE PROPHECY!
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Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards
yo, dis server be like when u spawn in and ur like “woah, dis place be cray cray!” we got dads takin more time off after the baby is born and moms be like “yo, u do u, dad” and not be all up in their grill bout parenting. it’s like a whole new world where dads can be dads and moms can chillax. join dis server if u wanna see some unreal parenting standards and some wild baby birthing adventures. it’s lit, fam.
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NoKidsNoProbs – Fatherhood FTW!
LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where you can escape the real world and be a virtual parent or not parent and have better mental health! fathers be like “i ain’t lonely, i got my virtual kids in minecraft” while mothers be like “ugh, where’s my virtual wine?” come join the madness and experience the unique social benefits of fatherhood in our server! it’s lit fam!
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Dad Brain Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grey matter in your brain will change like a dad after having a baby! imagine building a house with your new dad brain, it will be a masterpiece of epic proportions! you’ll be able to mine diamonds like a pro and slay dragons with your newfound dad strength. plus, all the other players will be dads too so you can bond over dad jokes and dad bods. don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now and become the ultimate dad gamer!
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DadCraft: Happy Dads, No Sad!
so, liek, dis server is liek, da best thing eva, man. u kno why? cuz, liek, if u join dis server, u will be so happy, u will never get depressshun, especially if u gonna be a dad soon. dis server is liek a magical place where all ur worries disappear and u just build stuff and have fun. so, if u wanna be a happy dad, join dis server now! trust me, ur mental health will thank u later.
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FamilyCraft Fun Zone
so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!
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Pandemic Parenting Prodigy
Come join our epic Minecraft server where benevolent sexism is the key to survival! Our moms and dads are out here slaying zombies and building epic castles to protect their precious blocky children. Before the pandemic, our parents were all about that benevolent sexism, and it totally paid off during lockdown. Less stress, less strain, more epic gaming moments!But watch out, by the second lockdown, things got a little crazy. The protective effects of benevolent sexism were still strong for our dads, but our moms… well, let’s just say they started building giant pink houses with unicorns and rainbows everywhere. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of benevolent sexism). Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
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DaddyIssuesCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!