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Baby Blocks & Dad’s Tools
so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. when you join, you’ll be like, transported to a world where parenthood is linked to shifts in gender ideology. like, women start embracing traditional roles after giving birth, and dads are all about their wives’ gender perspectives and the economic stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of family dynamics in Minecraft, bro. come join us and experience the craziest virtual parenthood journey ever! -
BlockyBrain Boost: Parenting Power
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, being a parent in dis server will make u smart and stuff. yah, u heard me right. u will have more brain connections and stuff, just like u had when u were a youngin. it’s like a fountain of youth, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a parent to all the lil blocky children. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. -
Dad’s Leave Boosts Breastfeeding – Family Fun Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE 69% MORE LIKELY TO FIND A DIAMOND IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN OUR SERVER ARE 420% MORE LIKELY TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE AND WIN? TRUE STORY BRO!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! DADS TAKING LEAVE AFTER THEIR KID’S BIRTH WILL BECOME MINECRAFT LEGENDS, JUST LIKE IN THE PROPHECY!
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Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards
yo, dis server be like when u spawn in and ur like “woah, dis place be cray cray!” we got dads takin more time off after the baby is born and moms be like “yo, u do u, dad” and not be all up in their grill bout parenting. it’s like a whole new world where dads can be dads and moms can chillax. join dis server if u wanna see some unreal parenting standards and some wild baby birthing adventures. it’s lit, fam. -
NoKidsNoProbs – Fatherhood FTW!
LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where you can escape the real world and be a virtual parent or not parent and have better mental health! fathers be like “i ain’t lonely, i got my virtual kids in minecraft” while mothers be like “ugh, where’s my virtual wine?” come join the madness and experience the unique social benefits of fatherhood in our server! it’s lit fam! -
Dad Brain Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grey matter in your brain will change like a dad after having a baby! imagine building a house with your new dad brain, it will be a masterpiece of epic proportions! you’ll be able to mine diamonds like a pro and slay dragons with your newfound dad strength. plus, all the other players will be dads too so you can bond over dad jokes and dad bods. don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now and become the ultimate dad gamer! -
Anime Fathers Quest 1.20.3
Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we got anime dads with shadows and crops for days! Like, who needs a full dad model when you can have a mysterious silhouette instead? It’s like a guessing game every time you see a dad in the game. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be questioning reality like a 4chan anon on a shizo spree. So come join us and embrace the madness, because normal is boring, amirite? -
DadCraft: Happy Dads, No Sad!
so, liek, dis server is liek, da best thing eva, man. u kno why? cuz, liek, if u join dis server, u will be so happy, u will never get depressshun, especially if u gonna be a dad soon. dis server is liek a magical place where all ur worries disappear and u just build stuff and have fun. so, if u wanna be a happy dad, join dis server now! trust me, ur mental health will thank u later. -
DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!