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DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding
Fatherhood, bonding and mental health risks, Boost, fatherhood and mental health, fatherhood and bondingso, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible! -
Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!
Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?
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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!
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Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other. -
HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.
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Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!
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Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).