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  • FatherCraft: Wisdom & Blocks

    FatherCraft: Wisdom & Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most absurdly amazing Minecraft server ever crafted in the pixelated realm of chaos and creativity! Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

      • Fatherly Wisdom Gone Wacky: Ever heard the phrase “If you build it, they will come”? Well, my dad once told me, “If you don’t build a giant avocado in the first ten minutes, you’ll be cursed to forever walk in circles!” And guess what? The server is now home to the world’s largest avocado statue! Players claim they’ve encountered life-sized guacamole monsters that spawn upon harvesting it. Can you outsmart the green goo?

      • Epic PVP Battles with Unconventional Weapons: Ditch your swords and bows; here, you battle with rubber chickens and enchanted spatulas! Legend has it that one brave soul defeated the infamous Chicken Knight, who terrorized the land, using only a holy frying pan (don’t ask where he got it). Join us to learn the ancient art of poultry warfare!

      • Portal to Nonsense Dimensions: Want to visit realms never seen before? Our server offers limitless portals, including the Land of Reversible Gravity, where everything falls UP! Or the Twilight Zone of Extra-Chunky Furniture, where chairs try to eat you. Seriously. Join now to capture the most TikTok-worthy moments of you being swallowed by a rogue couch!

      • Weekly Potato Races: Think you can outrun a potato? Not so fast, buddy! Every Friday night, we host high-stakes potato races where the prize is—wait for it—a pet llama named Sir Spudington. Stories circulate that the last winner was never seen again, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

      • The Great Minecraft Dragon Debate: Here, every Tuesday, players gather in the floating debate hall to discuss critical issues like, “Are creepers just misunderstood?” or “Should we unite and overthrow the Eggplant Overlord?” The debates are so intense that spectators often lose track of time and end up building unintentional kingdoms around the event!

      • Blocky Cook-off Madness: Join our cook-offs where contestants whip up meals using bizarre ingredients like moonstone jelly and cloud pancakes. Rumor has it that the reigning champion once created a dessert so delicious it temporarily turned the sun into ice cream for a solid fortnight!

    So, gear up, grab your crafting table, and get ready for outrageous adventures that’ll have you laughing, screaming, and questioning your sanity. Quotes from players include: “I came for the blocks, I stayed for the rubber chicken warfare!” Join now before the avocado curses get any worse!

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  • FatherCraft: AITA Shenanigans!

    FatherCraft: AITA Shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Chore Chronicles: A Minecraft Odyssey of Existential Disappointment

    Welcome, virtual adventurers, to a realm where the mundane collides with the bizarre—a server forged from the ashes of parental expectations and teenage angst! Enter the Chore Chronicles, where every pixel pulsates with the existential dread of a chore that got done too late. Here, nothing is guaranteed, and the only law is chaos (and possibly an unyielding pile of unwashed dishes).

    📜 Introduction to the Abyss

    The moment you log in, prepare to be bombarded with the wisdom of the ages, or perhaps just the incoherent ramblings of a twelve-year-old who claims to have unlocked the secrets of the universe via a fortune cookie. Here lies Dad’s Dungeon, a place where sarcastic comments are currency, and emotional trauma is just another block to mine. Did you think Minecraft was just about building? Try constructing your self-esteem while navigating through emotional labor.


    Features of the Server:

    Welcome to a world designed for the soul-searching yet household-dishwashing-inclined:

    Feature Description
    Chore Wars Engage in weekly contests to fulfill chores that revolve around existential crises—who can banish the laundry pile to the Shadow Realm?
    Parental Undercurrents Discover hidden messages that your parents left embedded in the server’s code. Were they trying to raise you, or just tabulating their fridge-cleaning victories?
    Dungeon of Discontent Delve into caverns filled with disappointing dad jokes that cut deep—How do you read your Minecraft achievements? Through the sink!
    Sister’s Conspiracy Corner Here, you can hear tales of confusion where misplaced text messages spiral into sibling rivalries. Who knew your cousin’s pet hamster would be the break point of a family feud?
    The Emotional Expanses Wander through biomes reflecting your current mental state—each biome rages with colors that don’t match your feelings.

    🤔 FAQ (or Frantic Abandonment of Questions):

      • Why is the server called “Chore Chronicles”?

        • …I’m convinced it means something deeper, but it’s not coming to me right now.
      • What if I don’t complete my chores?

        • Expect a visit from the Chore Ghosts, spectral beings reminding you that the only true failure is denying the dust on your bookshelf!
      • Can I summon my parents in-game?
        • Only to be immediately met with disappointment and confusion—they’re busy calculating how many Minecraft days it would take for you to become a “mature teen.”

    Player Testimonials

    "This server made me realize that life is nothing but a series of unmade beds and unstacked dishes." – RandomPlayer69

    "I entered expecting fun, but I left with unresolved issues from childhood!" – EpicBlockBuilder42


    🔮 Warning: The Lurking Legacy

    Beware! This server has been banned in a multitude of realms for being too real or just too weird—nobody can tell, and you shouldn’t ask. Whispers float through the air—rumors of a Choromancer who crafted this realm just to remind you of all the chores you never did.

    But why does it matter? Because to enter is to confront the unsettling reality that behind every block broken, there’s an unmade bed waiting for you on the other side of consciousness!

    Join Us… If You DARE.

    Embrace the chaos. Log in to the Chore Chronicles, where the weight of your laundry becomes a lighthearted reminder of existence. Will you survive your own family’s sarcastic jabs echoing through the void? Come seek your truths among the pixelated ruins.

    Click to join. But be warned—the hamster may haunt your dreams… 🐹💀

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  • Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

    Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures waiting for you!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena with you! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is so wild, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the creepers are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never partied like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant trampoline! You can bounce around with your friends and build epic structures in mid-air. It’s a gravity-defying blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

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  • Ant Colony vs Human Brain

    Ant Colony vs Human Brain

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine if ants were better at thinkin’ than humans, bro. that’s the vibe of this minecraft server, where we all work together like a big ol’ ant colony to build epic stuff and dominate the game. join us and be part of the most epic ant colony ever, where we outsmart those puny humans and rule the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the ant revolution! #AntsRule #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ManWithNoSkill

    ManWithNoSkill

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Nova Initia, a Minecraft geopolitical server that offers an immersive blend of strategy, diplomacy, and fantasy roleplay. Here, you’ll embark on a journey across a sprawling 20,000 x 20,000 custom-designed fantasy map filled with diverse biomes, towering mountains, lush forests, and ancient ruins waiting to be explored.Nova Initia is more than just a world—it’s a stage where your story unfolds. Choose from a variety of races, each with unique abilities and lore, to shape your character’s identity and place in the world. Will you rise as a cunning elf diplomat, a powerful orc warrior, or a resilient dwarf builder? The choice is yours.Forge alliances, build nations, and wage wars using custom weapons designed to enhance your combat experience. From enchanted blades to mythical bows, every tool you wield adds depth to your role in shaping the geopolitical landscape.Join us in Nova Initia, where every decision has consequences, every alliance matters, and every player leaves their mark on a vibrant, living world. Your adventure begins here.Start your journey today.

    5.83.150.110

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  • United Anarchy

    United Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features No Rules or Bans
    Hacks Allowed
    Flying Enabled
    Vanilla Experience
    Latest Version

    IP: anarchyunited.minecraftedge.com

    Website: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/united-anarchy-1-21-1-no-rules-bans/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/y8rw7GtNw2

    If you enjoy the server, feel free to vote for the server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What makes this server unique? This server is a true anarchy server with no rules, bans, or restrictions. Players are free to do whatever they want, including cheating, griefing, and hacking.
    Can I use hacks on this server? Yes, hacks are allowed on this server, including flying and Xray. There is no anti-cheat system in place to stop players from using hacks.
    Is flying enabled on the server? Yes, flying is fully supported on this server, allowing players to travel faster and explore freely in a lawless world.
    Does the server have any plugins? No, this server provides a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or non-vanilla features. There is no /tpa or minigames available.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run? The server always runs the latest Minecraft version, currently 1.21.4, and promptly updates with new releases.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Festive Soundscapes 1.20.2

    Festive Soundscapes 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Christmas party! We may be running out of tears and alcohol, but the fun never stops on this wild ride! Jump on board and see where this crazy train takes you next!

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  • Miracle on Rule 34 Street: Minecraft SMP

    Miracle on Rule 34 Street: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as real as Santa Claus himself! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of trying to convince our fellow players that Santa is indeed a blocky, pixelated being who delivers presents to all the good little miners out there.

    But beware, there are some players who just refuse to accept the truth and will stop at nothing to prove that Santa is just a myth. Will you join the fight to defend Santa’s honor, or will you be swayed by the dark side of skepticism?

    With epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on this server, anything is possible – even proving that Santa Claus is real!

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  • HomelessHustleCraft

    HomelessHustleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!

    Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!

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  • 2024LearnedSMP

    2024LearnedSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

    I heard that in 2024, we discovered a new ore called “dabium” that gives you super powers like shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes and turning into a unicorn. And guess what? We have a whole biome made out of dabium on our server, so you can be a magical rainbow unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a pet dragon that farts diamonds, and a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise.

    So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

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  • CraftyPrivs

    CraftyPrivs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding on a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Airlines where you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig and rain down colorful destruction on your enemies with your eye lasers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pig-tastic adventure!

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  • SunCraft Minecraft Server

    SunCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, have you ever wanted to get so close to the sun that you could toast marshmallows on it? well, now you can on our epic minecraft server! we’re like NASA’s Parker Probe, but way cooler and with more explosions (in a good way, of course). join us and take humanity’s boldest step toward the sun…literally! we’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community that’s out of this world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get toasty together! 🌞🚀🔥

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