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  • PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

    PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

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    Welcome to The Dimension of Pregnant Chaos: F1 and Family Feuds

    Enter if you dare! What lies behind the pixelated portal is a dimension where due dates collide with the roar of engines, where familial bonds warp into cosmic dilemmas, and where your every move is governed by the whims of fate (and your in-game mother-in-law).


    Are You Childish Enough to Navigate the Mines of Parenthood? 🌪️

    Here we are, trapped in an 8-hour drive of uncertainty, strapped to a rollercoaster that’s half minecart, half Formula 1 track. Backseat drivers? Welcome to the chaos of my birthing chamber—complete with lava flows of decision-making and the distinct sounds of squabbling toddlers echoing through the halls of time!

    Why Choose Us?

    • Epic Dilemmas: Experience life-changing choices over a flickering redstone torch. Should you go do laps around the world instead of, you know, being there for your imminent offspring? Will you be the hero or the villain in this child-rearing saga?

    • Vortex of Responsibilities: Be the daring adventurer, or take up the role of the weary parent. With great power comes three children—a burden or a privilege?

    • Moments of Absurdity: Like a Creeper at an inopportune moment. Enjoy the simplicity of an empty inventory while dodging the emotional explosions centered around your family dynamics!

    The Features That Will Make You Question Everything:

    FeatureDescription
    Creeper’s ChoiceMake choices based on your gut—what will you sacrifice for an F1 ticket? Probably the sanity of your marriage!
    Power-Up ParentingEarn achievements like “Survived 1 Week Postpartum” and “Master of Sleep Deprivation”!
    The Secret CodeWhisper dark incantations to get your spouse to sneak out while you battle the horde of children!
    Postpartum PotionBrew your own concoction to alleviate the stress of being a single parent—effects may vary!

    Rumor Has It…

    This server has been banned in 12 dimensions—rumored to be cursed with perpetual parenthood and the heaviness of impending childbirth. But who cares about the rules when you can construct an empire of chaos out of your personal angst?


    Controversies & Conspiracies

    • What if— and hear me out—the Creepers were actually undercover in-laws sent to sabotage your sanity while you’re about to pop?
    • The whispers of a secret group known only as “Deliverance on Wheels” circulate through the Nether, suggesting that the run from childbirth to Formula 1 is actually a thinly veiled metaphor for our struggle against the ticking clock!

    Testimonials from Our Players (or were they unwitting testers?)

    • Player 1: "I thought the server was fun, but then I got stuck alone with three kids—it was like playing hardcore mode!"
    • Player 2: "I went for gold in the race; I left my wife pregnant. Was that successful parenting? I may never know!"
    • Player 3: “My faction leader said leaving during due dates was a tactic to strengthen family bonds. I… I still don’t know what he meant.”

    FAQs? Not Really, But Here You Go!

    • Q: Can I come back after I leave? A: If you ever leave, will you ever leave? Isn’t that the real question?

    • Q: Is postpartum depression an enemy in this game, too? A: Only if you count the sneaky emotional spiders lurking in the corner of your mind.

    Enter The Portal: Will You Honor Thy Spouse while Neglecting Thine Own Sense of Self?

    Join today for an experience that could lead you into the deepest, most unnerving rabbit hole of domestic drama and existential dread! Bring your courage—or don’t! Who’s keeping score, anyway?

    Click to join and become part of the chaotic cosmic adventure. But remember, stay alert; the universe may be watching, and your in-laws may just be pulling the strings behind the scenes!

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  • SkiingWithoutYouSonLOL

    SkiingWithoutYouSonLOL

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further, because our server is all about family fun and adventure! Just like this dad who took his son skiing, we offer thrilling experiences for players of all ages.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, building epic structures, and battling fierce mobs with your loved ones. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    And hey, if you ever feel left out like this dad’s son, don’t worry! Our server is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. So come on, join us and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even convince your son to join you on this epic Minecraft journey!

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  • DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

    DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

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  • VeltPvP

    VeltPvP

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    Welcome to VeltPvP We currently Offer: – HCF – Practice – Kit Map – Crates – Active Staff

    Come Join! IP: veltpvp.com Website: http://veltpvp.com Store: http://store.veltpvp.com Teamspeak: ts.veltpvp.com

    veltpvp.com

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  • BlueCraft

    BlueCraft

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    bluecraft.serv.nu:40939

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  • Reverse Factions

    Reverse Factions

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    a new factions server that NEEDS STAFF BADLY I REPEAT WE NEED STAFF BADLY 3RD TIME BADLY NEEDED STAFF APPLY ON http://reversefactions.enjin.com/ (:

    167.114.101.146:25654

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  • Elysium RP

    Elysium RP

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    ElysiumRP is for dedicated Roleplay! Join our active community and find new friends to have adventures with! Play out your own stories in the wilderness, or go to one of our many active roleplay areas.

    mc.elysiumrp.net

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  • ArcaniaPVP

    ArcaniaPVP

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    Welcome to ArcaniaPVP

    We are a new Factions Server on 1.9.4 with some features.

    Features include: – 1.8 combat system – Arrow Trails – Player Trails – Class Rank system – Pets available

    198.24.172.58:46157

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  • Cirrus

    Cirrus

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    We are Cirrus. We are a small, community-driven Minecraft server that focuses on building, creating, and surviving.

    We are currently looking for new active members. Join us on weekends to experience SkyTowns, an original map concept that combines factions and Skyblock.

    IP: storm.overcast-mc.com:25665

    overcast-mc.com:25665

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  • Breach PVP

    Breach PVP

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    Minecraft factions server when you connect you get 2 create keys! You can also apply for staff and get ranks for cheap because there is a 90% off sale! The Owner is called feest!

    play.BreachPVP.com

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  • MC-LOL

    MC-LOL

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    MCLOL Welcome to MCLOL, We are a newly built PvP soon to be factions server. If you like brand new servers with super friendly staff come check us out! Maybe even prove that you can help the server and we can get you something sorted out 😉

    We will also have donations set up soon, Just ask 7Ste about it.

    89.34.96.47:25589

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  • Kings MC

    Kings MC

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    KingsMC is a Op Factions server with Custom enchants on the way. All staff is very friendly and helpful that’s why we selected them to be our staff. We have MCMMO and raiding will be aloud. Alts are aloud as long as their is no hacked clients on the user.

    198.143.131.142:25585

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  • MemePVP

    MemePVP

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    -=About the Server=- MEMEPVP is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Minigames (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

    -=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Minigames and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

    198.20.95.3

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