Father Knows Best Season 5 Minecraft Servers

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	442426	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	4728
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	268	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	6416
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	7730
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	6915	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	219	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	955
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!