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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7642 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
