🍆💦fatalistic Minecraft Servers

FantaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6169	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Sensational fatalistic Minecraft Servers

FantaCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Stats November 22, 2024

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

Stats November 22, 2024

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyTravelz

Stats November 22, 2024

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

OlympicLoserCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

EmergencyLanez420

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	5821	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Farms Harvested:	359
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7482	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3809	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5