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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1023 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!