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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8013 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6906 |
Crops Grown: | 8073 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 168 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
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