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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2633 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Votes: | 1891 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!