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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	5377
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

VtuberCraft: Where Minecraft meets AEW in the most lolzy way possible!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have the AEW of vtubing Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to become a vtuber. So, he logged onto our server and started streaming his adventures. Little did he know, he would become the most famous creeper in all of Minecraft! People from all over the block would tune in to watch him blow stuff up and crack jokes in his adorable creeper voice.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hunger Games: Creeper Edition” where you have to survive against a horde of exploding creepers. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our AEW of vtubing Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, most explosive community around!

Dust Settlers: WTF Minecraft Server

anger management, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, confrontational behavior, difficult conversations, dust, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, explosive reactions, interpersonal dynamics, lack of empathy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, personal boundaries, relationship problems, Server, Settlers, Stress Management, toxic behavior, unresolved conflict, unresolved issues, WTF

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Witness epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals that will leave you saying, “Now that the dust has settled, wtf was his problem?” Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DreamsLost Minecraft Server: Where hopes are lost but diamonds are found!

BELIEF, Despair, determination, diamonds, discouragement, dreams, DreamsLost, FAITH, forgetting dreams, hopes, inner strength, inspiration, losing hope, Lost, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Nothing, people, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self-care, Server, Stronger

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Nothing grows stronger…but don’t worry, it’s not as ominous as it sounds! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the Nothing is actually a bunch of mischievous Endermen who just want to party!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Endermen throw the best raves this side of the Nether. Imagine dancing the night away with a bunch of blocky creatures who can teleport at will – it’s a real trip, man.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a herd of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end, just follow the rainbow sheep and watch the bling roll in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair where you can challenge the mighty Chicken Overlord to a dance-off. If you can out-chicken dance the Chicken Overlord, you’ll be rewarded with a golden feather that grants you infinite chicken nuggets for life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the Nothing grows stronger and the craziness never ends. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

Minecraft Mayhem: Fisticuffs Edition

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, esports, FGG, fighting game community, fighting games, Fisticuffs, gameplay, general, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, online play, strategy, Techniques, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6988

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through a magical portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Creeper Cocktails: Where Fembots Discover the True Meaning of Mining

Climax, cock worship, cocktails, creeper, desire, DISCOVER, Divine, ecstasy, euphoria, fembots, fulfillment, HEAVENLY, INTENSE, Meaning, Mind Blowing, Mining, oral sex, OVERWHELMING, Passion, Pleasure, religious experience, satisfaction, Sensation, TRANSCENDENT, True, unforgettable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	8620	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with our Fembots! These robotic beauties will cater to your every need, whether it’s mining for diamonds or battling creepers. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a steamy romance with one of these mechanical marvels. So come on, join us and let the cock-sucking religious experiences begin!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

Anime, comic books, graphic novels, Japanese comics, madness, Manga, manga adaptations, manga art, manga artists, manga characters, manga collectors, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga industry, manga publishers, manga readers, manga series, manga style, MAYHEM, Minecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	5136
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a manga? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our magical land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. Plus, every full moon, a giant Ender Dragon swoops down to challenge players to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). It’s like a manga on steroids, but with more explosions and less dramatic monologues.

Blocky Banter: No Racists Allowed in Our Pixel Playground!

African American, Allowed, anti-Black sentiment, banter, Bigotry, Black community, blocky, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, Hate Speech, intolerance, offensive language, PIXEL, Playground, racial divide, racial hatred, racial prejudice, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, Racists, social injustice, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Emeralds Found:	3108
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

PortugalCraft: Where the Sun Always Shines and the Creepers Dance Samba

Adventure, beauty, Brazil, Colorful, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Destination, discovery, Diversity, Europe, European, Exploration, Hidden Gem, melting pot, must see, PortugalCraft, rich history, SAMBA, Shines, south america, Sun, tourism, travel, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the Brazil of Europe, where the sun is always shining, the beaches are always packed, and the mobs are always ready to party! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with samba dancing creepers, bikini-clad zombies, and a jungle full of parrot pets that poop rainbows!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground cave system that leads to a hidden treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of rare items just waiting to be discovered by brave explorers.

And if you’re feeling hungry, our server is home to the world-famous Churrascaria de Minecraft, where you can feast on endless skewers of grilled pork, beef, and chicken while watching fireworks light up the night sky.

So come join us on the Brazil of Europe server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras – they may look cute, but they’ll steal your diamonds in a heartbeat!

Mancraft: Where Bros Build Together

Boundaries, bros, BUILD, Business, collaboration, Collabs, colleagues, Communication, cooperation, Etiquette, male partners, Males, Mancraft, no flirting, Partnership, Professionalism, professionalism over flirting, Projects, pure collaboration, Respect, teamwork, work ethic

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is flirting and not taking the game seriously? Look no further! Our server is a professional environment where collaboration with males is encouraged, but without any funny business. Join us for a no-flirting zone and experience pure professionalism like never before! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so serious?

Pixelated Punsylvania: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2499	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Foldsville, there was a group of players who discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. Legend has it that whoever joins our server will have the chance to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animals you’ll come across in Foldsville.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join our weekly prank wars where players compete to pull off the craziest and most hilarious pranks on each other. Just make sure you have your TNT ready!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.