Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, away from demanding in-laws who think they’re the ones having the baby. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from overbearing grandmas-to-be.
Join now and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your house, not from family members trying to steal your baby’s first outfit. It’s time to take control and show everyone that this baby is yours, not anyone else’s!
In this server, we don’t judge you for devouring an entire cake in one sitting. In fact, we applaud your dedication to satisfying your sweet tooth. And if your roommate dares to question your cake-eating abilities, you can challenge them to a duel in the Cake Arena, where the winner takes all the cake!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where cake is king and sharing is for losers. Who needs friends when you have a cake empire to rule? Let the sugar-fueled adventures begin!
Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.
No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.
So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!
And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.
So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!
Our server is so intense, even the creepers are taking notes on how to be shady. Join now and you might just witness a heated argument over who has the best diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than any reality TV show out there.
And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player roasting another player so hard, they log off in embarrassment. It’s like a roast battle, but with pickaxes and TNT.
So come join our server for a wild ride of drama, shade, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs Netflix when you have our server to entertain you?
We promise a community free of side-eyes and giggles at others’ expense. Unless, of course, you’re laughing at the size of a creeper plodding down the hill – then it’s fair game!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their past struggles with eating disorders or difficult pregnancies. We believe in lifting each other up, not tearing each other down.
So come join us for some blocky fun and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs a mom’s rude comments when you can have a whole server of crazy adventures and laughter?
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.
Welcome to TimberCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay:
1. Custom Ranking System – Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements.
2. Level System – Progress and unlock rewards as you play.
3. Shop – Buy and sell items to build your empire.
4. Gambling – Test your luck and win big!
5. Player Auctions – Trade rare items with other players.
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Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on edge, never knowing who will betray you next or when a prank war will break out. Our players are always seething with excitement, ready to stir up chaos at a moment’s notice.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society that you can join if you prove your worth. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!
Henya is on a mission to dominate Tarkov while waiting for that elusive Loutlot collab. Hime is braving the nightmares of Rule of Rose, and Nagi is diving into the mysterious world of Kanji de GO! Can you decipher the Japanese secrets hidden within?
But that’s not all! We have Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Hestia, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Peke, and Zen ready to entertain you with their epic streams.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some vore (just kidding…unless?). So come on in, ignore the bait, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia “The Diamond Diva” Ashelia, Utatane “The Bedrock Brawler” Nasa, and Hakushika “The Redstone Renegade” Iori. These legends of the block world will guide you through epic quests and help you build the most epic bases this side of the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against Dizzy “The Zombie Zapper” Dokuro in a PvP battle for the ages? Or teaming up with Jelly “The Creeper Queen” Hoshiumi to take down the Wither Boss once and for all?
And let’s not forget about the infamous duo of Kannagi “The Lava Lord” Loki and Kokoromo “The TNT Tornado” Memory, who are always up to some explosive shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?) Let’s craft, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
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Survival Minecraft for chilling. Towny, BetterEconomy, and several other plugins installed.
New members will receive extra initial funding, any new members who bring friends will be given even more funding to start their town or nation!
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Join our server for the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss who shoots lasers out of its beak. Or how about participating in a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust me, you won’t find that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! Our online community is so active that even the creepers have their own book club. And rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!