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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9872 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9560 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
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