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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8238 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
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