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NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelmon Origins

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	4548
Crops Grown:	3242	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Pixelmon Origins is a competitive community with player gyms, npc gyms, elite fours, tournaments, events and more!

pixelmonorigins.com

Fleora

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Friendly server, vanilla survival multiplayer for more information check out our discord.

https://discord.gg/s8V6aq

Fleora.aternos.me

Dynasty kingdom

Kingdom, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3097	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	2008
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Dynasty Kingdoms is a fun Minecraft server with a unique kingdom concept. Everyone has the option to create their own kingdom, or join an existing kingdom. Build your cities, perform challenges, wage wars, negotiate… Start your own kingdom now and grow into a powerful kingdom!

IP: play.dynastykingdom.nlWebsite: https://dynastykingdom.nl/Discord: https://discord.gg/TkPmCWYV9k

play.dynastykingdom.nl

Terrestria

Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	802576	Villages Defended:	8

Terrestria is now, OFFICIALLY RELEASED! Make sure you check out our discord server for more info on the war system and Terrestria’s rules.

terrestria.my.pebble.host

COSMOPLEX SLIMEFUN Minecraft server

Cases, Cities, Magic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	2

The owner of the server “COSMOPLEX SLIMEFUN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

uhc-PVP

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

uhc-PVP is a UHC server running version 1.16.5. This is my first UHC Minecraft server, come play with me! This server has 2x the ores and some cool kits. It’s a survival world, I’m looking for suggestions to make the server better.

uhc-pvp.uhcserver.net

Geopolitik

Earth, Geopolitical, Political, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Animals Bred:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to Geopolitik! We are a geopolitical earth server. Our essence is comprised of the conflicts, economies, stories and diplomacy cultured within our gameplay.We utilise towny for our claims and nations, and operate on a 1:500 Earth map scale.

In geopolitik, you can expect to find..

• Interesting Geopolitics and a dynamic community-driven world• A GUI-Based shop with a range of money-making options• A diverse range of vehicles, from sport cars to planes• A well-integrated range of guns, that function effectively together• We have a significant amount of planned updates to keep the game interesting• Dangerous and challenging ‘Bloodmoon’ events

And this is just the beginning to our server! If you’d like to join, here are some details below:

ip: Geopolitikmc.netVersion: 1.17.1Dynmap: http://geopolitikmc.net:8066/Discord: https://discord.gg/KuSeggh2eh

Geopolitikmc.net

VanillaSurvival

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Home to a simple, vanilla survival experience; how it should be. Team up with your friends and form a group, as you venture from spawn to explore, build, and fight the way you want to. There is no limit to what you can do as we have removed all restrictions on in-game mechanics to allow you to get that true Vanilla Minecraft feel. This means you can build on top of the nether, make a flying machine, or build an automatic farm. Since the possibilities are endless, the only thing limiting your fun is you! With cross-platform compatibility, you and your friends can play on the same server via both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft!

No tp, home, or fancy commands; just basic vanilla mechanics. Our server also features bi-weekly end resets to ensure new players get to explore the end for themselves. Friendly owners and staff are usually available 24/7 but if not, you should be able to contact them through our discord.

Come check us out! Server: mc.vanillasurvival.org Website: vanillasurvival.org Discord: disc.vanillasurvival.org

mc.vanillasurvival.org

❤️SaveWorld❤️ – HOMELESS SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Jobs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

SaveWorld – a server that brings people together Homeless Survival with RolePlay ElementSkypeVP in development in development vulture or anarchy

swplay.xyz

NovaMc Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Non-premium Minecraft server to have a good time with your friends playing the classic survival 1.18

play.novamc.es