fat distribution Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pudge Palace

abdominal body fat, BMI, body composition, Body Mass Index, Body roundness index, bri, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, fat distribution, health, health assessment, height, metabolic health, new study, obesity, obesity measurement, Palace, PIXEL, proportion of body fat, Pudge, risk prediction, visceral fat, waist circumference

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ores Mined:	8316
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1390
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	3267	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5028

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4046	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	6492	Animals Bred:	154
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Farms Harvested:	233
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	4385	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!