fat cop – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server
abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!
Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?
Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

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DreamCraft: Memorable Moments
dream, dream analysis, dream experience, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memory, dream recall, dream sequence, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream world, DreamCraft, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, memorable, memorable dream, MOMENTS, Sleep, subconscious, surreal dream, vivid dream
Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!
Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.
But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!

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FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server
animal scent, Animals, aromatic, biology, earthy, Environment, Fauna, fauna scent, FaunaFragrance, fragrant, Fresh, Minecraft, musky, Natural, Nature, nature scent, outdoors, scent, Server, smell, wildlife, wildlife scent, zoology
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!

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Minecraft SMP: MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF
BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, Breakup, coping, emotional turmoil, ex boyfriend, family drama, foids, healing, HEARTBREAK, long-term relationships, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF, relationships, sister, smp, social media, Support, thirst traps, toxic behavior, twisted behavior
Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any pesky exes or thirsty siblings getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex’s tears look like mere drops in the ocean. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds?

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NoMoreFoodieFriends
autism, Communication, Conflict Resolution, crust, eating habits, friendship, Manners, Mussels, NoMoreFoodieFriends, pizza, restaurant etiquette, rude behavior, service charge, Shells, snapping fingers, social gatherings, Social Skills, Spaghetti, tomato sauce, uk, waiter
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!
We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.
So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

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SongSucksMinecraftSMP
#earworm, ANNOYING, Awful, bad lyrics, cringe, despised, detested, dislike, grating, grueling listening experience, hated song, IRRITATING, least favorite, loathed, Music, music taste, musical preferences, SongSucksMinecraftSMP, Terrible, Unbearable, worst song
Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?
Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!

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NightlyCrafts
accommodations, Adventure, BIZARRE, memorable, NightlyCrafts, odd, Off the beaten path, Overnight, Place, quirky, Random, sleepover, spending the night, strange, Surprising, travel, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected location, unique experience, UNUSUAL
Have you ever found yourself stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in the wilderness again!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. But beware, for the chickens are not to be underestimated – they have been known to peck players to death with their razor-sharp beaks!
And if you’re feeling brave, why not try your hand at our infamous “Bedrock Challenge”? Legend has it that those who manage to mine their way through the impenetrable bedrock will be rewarded with a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of angry creepers along the way!
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself spending the night in a cozy little dirt hut with a friendly Enderman as your roommate!

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WolbachiaWarsMC
Aedes aegypti, aerial delivery, community health, disease-fighting mosquitoes, Drones, Field deployment, field research, infectious disease control, innovative solutions, innovative technology, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne illnesses, public health, uncrewed aerial vehicle, Unmanned aircraft, vector control, vector-borne diseases, Wolbachia bacteria, Wolbachia-infected, WolbachiaWarsMC
yo yo yo come join dis server where we use DRONES to deliver MOSQUITOES to fight disease! like, how crazy is dat?? we out here in da field deploying Wolbachia-infected Aedes aegypti like it’s nobody’s business. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, fam. so come through and be a part of dis wild adventure. we got drones, we got mosquitoes, we got disease-fightin’ action goin’ on 24/7. ain’t no time to waste, join us now and let’s save the world one mosquito at a time!

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Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding, where the only factions are the ones arguing over how to build a town in survival mode!

#youtube, Arguing, BUILD, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, Factions, Hardrada, Legends, Minecraft, Mode, Politics, PvP, Quests, Server, shorts, Stories, strategy, Structures, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Worldbuilding

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire as you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff ensure a balanced and friendly environment.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path, shape the server’s history with diplomacy, trade, and alliances.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of worldbuilding and storytelling enthusiasts to collaborate on projects.
Dynamic World	Player actions impact the world, creating a living environment where decisions matter.
Features	Economy & Trade, Quests & Events, PvP & Warfare.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Connect to our Minecraft server with the provided IP address.
Are there rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have clear rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! Join a community of like-minded players to build together.
Are there in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host quests, events, and challenges for players to participate in.
Is PvP mandatory?	No, players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.

Camellya’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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Introducing Camellya, the most epic and totally OP playable character in our Minecraft server! She’s so powerful, she can mine diamonds with her mind and build a castle in seconds flat. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
Join our server and team up with Camellya to take on crazy quests and battle against evil mobs. But be warned, her awesomeness might just blow your mind (literally)! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the madness begin!

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RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition
AI generated images, archived threads., Chronicles, connoisseur, cookie, edgelords, Edition, falseflaggers, FICS, Fuchsia Petals on Phantom Wings, general thread, greentexts, Lore, Ocs, pastebin, Previous thread, Ruby’s Cookies, rubycraft, RWBY AU, RWBY discussion, Scarletverse, Seeds of Hope, Ships, Sins of the Past, smp, tiermakers, Trolls, worship Scarlet
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our 4chan’s collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Want to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images? We welcome it all!
But before you jump in, here are some outrageous rules to follow: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it. 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, because if you don’t, Scarlet will haunt your dreams. 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re scarier than the Ender Dragon. 4. No complaining about other ships, unless you want to face the wrath of Scarlet herself. 5. Any regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General, we’re too busy creating chaos here. 6. Most importantly, have fun or Scarlet will curse your diamond pickaxe!
We even have general Greentexts, Anon’s Greentexts, and Tiermakers for your entertainment. And don’t forget to check out our Scarletverse Fics, because who needs diamonds when you have fanfiction?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, Scarlet is always watching…

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