but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?
| Features |
|---|
| Jobs |
| Towny |
| Economy |
| Tadpoles |
| MCMMO |
| Rankups |
| Referrals |
| Auctions |
| Streaks |
| AFK Zone |
| Custom Items |
To start working with jobs, type /jobs in the game.
Tadpoles can be used to purchase exclusive items in game. To learn more, type /swamp in the game.
To sell your items through auctions, use the command /ah in the game and follow the prompts.
Rankups in the game provide perks and rewards for players. They are free-to-play and can be accessed through gameplay progression.
To invite friends and earn rewards through referrals, use the command /referral in the game. Invite one friend to receive rewards.
To claim daily rewards through Streaks, login at least once a day and use the command /daily in the game to claim your rewards.
The AFK Zone allows players to earn passive rewards by simply remaining online. Use the command /warp afk in the game to access the AFK Zone.
To explore custom armors and items, use the command /warps in the game to access a wide variety of custom items available.
Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!
So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!
Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!
But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!
So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?
VowedMineMP.aternos.me:32508