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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.20

    MysticCraft Realms 1.20
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9922
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Magic Items Found: 1414
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

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  • ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

    ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 8765
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

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  • PrankBanLand

    PrankBanLand
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 8587
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

    Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

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  • SelfAcceptanceMC SMP

    SelfAcceptanceMC SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 5888
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1537 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

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  • PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

    PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Star Shards Collected: 55

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

    We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

    So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

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  • BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server

    BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7352
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Towns Built: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

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    So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, three players planning a terrorist attack on some Belgium place, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us and be part of the chaos, blow stuff up, build crazy contraptions, and just have a blast! Plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like virtual waffles and chocolate! So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

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  • BlockWarfare: HezbollahShowdown

    BlockWarfare: HezbollahShowdown
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6490
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

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    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight in epic battles like the israel army vs lebanon’s hezbollah? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane weapons, and u can even ride on giant chickens into battle! join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

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  • FutureSelfAlarm

    FutureSelfAlarm
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2646
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 230 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1822 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

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    so like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and ur future self is like, “woah, i gotta wake up on time or else i’ll miss out on all the epic adventures on this server!” but u, being the sneaky little potato that u are, decide to annoy ur future self by joining the server and making them wake up on time. like, who does that? only the most epic gamers, that’s who! so come join us and mess with ur future self in the most hilarious way possible. trust me, it’ll be worth it!

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  • LogicSurvival

    LogicSurvival
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5488
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3767 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

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    Come join us at 173.240.154.155 and play Survival With crates, claims, Auction house, jobs, and more! This server is family friendly and there is no trolling, scamming, Hacks, Cheats, Swear, and spam on the server it is prohibited

    173.240.154.155

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  • Warped Vanilla: Where even the creepers are confused. Join our bizarre world now!

    Warped Vanilla: Where even the creepers are confused. Join our bizarre world now!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1298
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The server plans to update to 1.21 in just a few days with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

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    Vanilla Experience We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

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    How To Join We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Do you have plans for a server reset? No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players.
    What version is the server currently running? We plan to update to version 1.21 in a few days, with new places and things to explore on the map.
    What is the community like on the server? We have a diverse player base that embraces all playstyles. Many players form lasting friendships and engage in group projects and events.
    How can I join the server? You can join our server by first joining our Discord server and then submitting an application. We have high standards for new players.

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  • Minecraft server: OverlordCraft

    Minecraft server: OverlordCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 6508
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with rubber chickens, building castles out of rainbow blocks, and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers!

    Our server is so epic that even the author of the Minecraft book series is on the edge of his seat wondering how it will all end. Will the players finally defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a stack of potatoes? Will the villagers rise up and overthrow their iron golem overlords? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the action!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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