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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2564
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 708 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3561
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2209 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    onxy.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4835
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Animals Bred: 190
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    asaspiresmp.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6413
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Animals Bred: 82 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 675
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2456
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7922
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9093
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3399
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1718
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7226
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8322
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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