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Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6312
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	9768	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Star Shards Collected:	160
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, authoritarianism, Beliefs, controversial, debate, discrimination, Ethics, extremism, fascism, History, hitler, Ideology, left handed, lefty, LeftyCraft, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, society

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being a lefty and agreeing with Hitler is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride through our virtual world where you can build your own Third Reich-inspired creations and conquer the digital landscape with your newfound fascist ideals.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.

So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, cute, DATING, Entertainment, funny, incel community, incel culture, IncelCraft, Incels, internet culture, laughs, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misunderstood, Online Community, relationships, self improvement, Server, social outcasts, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adorable creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end! These little guys are not only cute, but they also have a hilarious sense of humor that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

BabyCraft2021

baby names, baby naming conflicts, BabyCraft2021, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, Fatherhood, long-distance relationship, Motherhood, naming traditions, parenting, Peacekeeping, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, university student

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby amidst a whirlwind of family drama.

Picture this: you’re a 22-year-old Minecraft player, 9 months pregnant with your first virtual child. Your ex-boyfriend, the father of your virtual baby, is causing more virtual drama than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, his mom and your mom are here to add fuel to the fire with their own name suggestions for the baby.

Will you stand your ground and give your virtual baby a name that’s completely out of left field? Will you be the ultimate Minecraft drama queen and leave everyone speechless? Join our server and find out!

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your virtual toes. So come on, join us and let the virtual baby naming drama begin!

Forget-Me-Not Minecraft Server

cherished memories, ForgetMeNot, lasting memories, Memories, Minecraft, Never forget, Server, special moments, unforgettable, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable events, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable feelings, unforgettable lessons, unforgettable memories, unforgettable milestones, unforgettable moments, unforgettable occasions, unforgettable people, unforgettable places, unforgettable stories, unforgettable times

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you’ll never look at those cluckers the same way again. Join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie pigman boss. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DreamCrafters: Unleash the Weirdness

bizarre dreams, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream recall, dream symbolism, DreamCrafters, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, strange occurrences, strangest dream, subconscious mind, subconscious thoughts, surreal experiences, Unleash, unusual dream symbols, vivid dreams, Weird Dreams, Weirdness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3174	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

Have you ever dreamt of riding a pig through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking chickens, and secret dungeons full of chocolate cake. Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in one epic Minecraft world? So come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least in pixelated form)!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, Disinformation, eastern europe, election interference, electoral integrity, foreign influence, intelligence agencies, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Moldova, political interference, Polls, Propaganda, russia, Server, threat assessment, uk, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Meteorites Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	2552

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is trying to meddle in moldovan polls, but on this server, we meddle in the most epic minecraft battles ever, bro. like, the UK, US, and canada are all like, “whoa, this server is so rad, we gotta join too!” so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, join now before russia tries to meddle in our polls too, lol.