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CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with traditional, obnoxious family members who just can’t handle your fabulous, androgynous model boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your boyfriend’s long hair and painted nails are celebrated, not ridiculed. Plus, you can unleash your inner sass and shut down any haters with epic comebacks like a pro.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, there’s no room for negativity or judgment. Build your dream world with your fabulous boyfriend by your side, and show those haters that love and acceptance always win. Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft!

Pocket Fat Heart Attack

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.

we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.

imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.

so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Heat MCJ Fat Burners

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to burning fat like a boss! Forget dieting and exercise, just play on our server and watch the pounds melt away. Our MCJ protein will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna, but in a good way! Say goodbye to obesity and hello to a hot new bod. Join now and start your weight loss journey in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

Curvy Crafted World 1.20.6

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the most epic collection of sexy fat whores you’ve ever seen in your life! And guess what? You can post them all over the server for everyone to admire and drool over. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocky graphics and pixelated booty shaking. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the sexy fat whores reign supreme in our pixelated paradise!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	801	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	9646
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.

VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest food-growing adventures ever! we have autoclaved vegetables that serve as scaffolds for growing MEAT. imagine growing pork on shiitake mushrooms and chives, and fat on a freakin’ loofah! it’s like a crazy science experiment gone deliciously wrong. come join us and be a part of this insane culinary journey. who needs farms when you can grow your own meat in minecraft?! let’s get weird with it!

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	1617
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	197
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

OrdiCraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of game modes	Can feel overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and new content	Potential for lag due to high player count
Active community and events	Some game modes may not be as popular or well-maintained

OrdiCraft

Pros	Cons
Creative and unique features	Smaller player base may lead to less activity
Specialized gameplay experience	Limited game modes compared to larger servers
Custom content and rewards	Potential for slower updates and new content
Closer-knit community	Less variety in player skill levels

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes ranging from beginner-friendly to more advanced, allowing new players to find their preferred gameplay style.

What makes OrdiCraft different from other Minecraft servers?

OrdiCraft offers unique features such as a virtual shop, trade zones, special crates, custom bosses, and more, providing a specialized and immersive gameplay experience.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, while OrdiCraft may have a smaller but more closely-knit community.

Are updates more frequent on Hypixel or OrdiCraft?

Hypixel tends to have more regular updates and new content releases compared to OrdiCraft, which may prioritize quality over quantity in updates.

Trap-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of searching for traps to mess with on Grindr? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for finding all the traps you could ever want! Our virtual world is filled with secret hideouts, mysterious dungeons, and plenty of surprises around every corner. Join now and start your quest to find the most epic traps in all of Minecraft! Who needs gay bars when you have our server to fulfill all your trap-finding desires?

Crafty Trump’s Corruption: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3738	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only corruption you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is so clean, even Trump would be jealous. Build your dream world without the fear of shady deals or backdoor politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Join now and experience a world where the only scandal is when someone builds a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of town square.

SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Ghouls Haunt Your Blocks!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen! Join us if you dare for a spine-tingling adventure through haunted forests and cursed caves. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Herobrine himself! So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a scare, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the mobs is the lag (just kidding, our server is actually super fast). Join now for a hauntingly good time!

CraftyCreeperCraze – Where Mahjong meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and intense competitions. Forget about building houses and farming crops, it’s all about mastering the art of mahjong on our server.

But that’s not all, we also have a booru filled with hilarious mahjong memes and a league that will put your skills to the test. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even participate in our epic Kaiji ED singing competition.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft fun. Who knew mahjong could be this exciting?

Chunk Error SMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8677	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Chunk Error SMP	Hypixel
Pros	Pros
Enhanced vanilla SMP experience	Large variety of mini-games and game modes
Welcoming community with diverse player base	Active player base with millions of players
Daily quests and achievements to keep players engaged	Regular updates and events
New and improved structures to explore	Custom plugins and features

FAQ

Question: Is Chunk Error SMP suitable for solo players?	Question: How does Hypixel differ from other servers?
Answer: Chunk Error SMP offers a welcoming community that is great for solo players to join and interact with other players. Daily quests and achievements also provide solo activities.	Answer: Hypixel stands out with its large variety of mini-games and game modes, as well as regular updates and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Question: Can I play with friends on Chunk Error SMP?	Question: What is the player base like on Hypixel?
Answer: Yes, you can definitely play with friends on Chunk Error SMP and explore the new and improved structures together.	Answer: Hypixel has millions of players, providing a vibrant and active player base for you to join and enjoy the games with.

WTF Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land: ‘Is this the best we can do?’

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Xenon SMP: Where chaos meets creepers and your diamonds disappear in seconds! Join us for Season 2!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Xenon SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Xenon SMP
Server Location	India
Supported Versions	1.17.X-1.20.X
Game Types	[SMP] [Modded] {Semi-Anarchy} {PvP}
Hardware	Processor: AMD Epyc 7763 Ram: 16GB DDR4 Networking: 10 GBPS

FAQ

What is Xenon and why should I pick you guys over the competition?

Xenon is your ultimate destination for a thrilling and immersive SMP experience! With an active staff team dedicated to enhancing your gameplay, Xenon stands out from the competition. Our server boasts a myriad of exciting features designed to keep you engaged and entertained. We are driven by the passion to create a vibrant community where every player feels valued and included.

Why should I choose Xenon over other servers?

We have a vibrant and diverse community; we promote friendliness and will try to help out the community as much as we can. We are also looking for players who are friendly and willing to help out newer members. Additionally, we offer features such as an expanding world border, custom structures, bosses, air drops, player shops, and more!

What are the server specifications?

The server is located in India and supports versions 1.17.X-1.20.X. The game types include [SMP], [Modded], {Semi-Anarchy}, and {PvP}. The hardware includes an AMD Epyc 7763 processor, 16GB DDR4 RAM, and 10 GBPS networking. The administrators & owners of the server are Alxe & Aparii.

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

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