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  • FastCraft BlursMemories

    FastCraft BlursMemories
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like LOLZ? well u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers sing lullabies at night.

    u know how sometimes u eat a big mac and then try to study but ur brain is like NOPE? well on this server, fasting after learning actually MAKES u smarter. u eat a carrot, u remember where u put ur diamonds. it’s like magic, but with pixels.

    oh and get this, the zombies here are actually super smart. they go to zombie school and learn how to do algebra and stuff. so watch out, they might try to trick u into giving them ur enchanted sword.

    so come on over to this crazy minecraft server where fasting is the new studying and zombies are geniuses. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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  • Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

    Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer
    come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

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  • PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

    PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

    But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

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