mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

LabTestLineCutters

Appointment, appointment line, appointment scheduling, Canada, Canadian healthcare, Courtesy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare system, lab test, lab work, LabTestLineCutters, line cutting, line etiquette, medical appointment, patient priority, patient rights, priority, Scheduling, wait time, walk in

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Votes:	6109	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, imposter syndrome, incompetent, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

BlockyControversy2030

acceptance, BlockyControversy2030, challenging beliefs, CHANGE, controversial, cultural shifts, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Ethics, Evolution, evolving beliefs, Future, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, perspective, progress, social justice, societal norms, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Wolf Smell Incognito

1980s music, 80s pop, british band, catchy chorus, classic hit, Duran Duran, enigmatic lyrics, Hungry like the wolf, iconic song, incognito, Lyrics, music history, Mystery, new wave, Nostalgia, pop culture, scent, Simon Le Bon, smell, synth-pop, Wolf

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

Foodie Gut Map Craft

Craft, dietary habits, dietary recommendations, digestion, digestive system, evidence based, food molecules, foodie, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health needs, individualized, Map, Microbiome, microbiota, molecular interactions, nutritional science, personalized diet, personalized nutrition, researchers, scientific advancement

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

Ayz-World Minecraft server

Ayz-World, disabled end, Java 1.21, minecraft server, Seasons, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

The server is on version JAVA 1.21

Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

ayz-world.ru

Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

1.21, Adventure, artillery, Caribbean map, Conflict, Earth Map, economic powerhouse, Geopolitics, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Join, Militaries, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Server, Shipbuilding, smp, Specific, Towns and nations, Trading, Unique combat, Version, Wars, Warships, Weirdly, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Geopolitical Towny server
Setting	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features:

Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

Links:

IP	play.corsairemc.com
Website	corsairemc.com
Discord	discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
Can I form my own nation?	Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
What makes the combat unique?	Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

Oy Vey Minecraft Server

Ally, America, anti-semitism, belief system, Conflict, Conspiracy, extremism, foreign relations, influence, iran, Israel, Jewish actor, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Muslim, palestine, Politics, Problems, Propaganda, Server, vey

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckling, comedic, dude, Entertainment, funny, Giggling, Happiness, hehehehehe, Hell, HELL YEA, humor, internet culture, joking, joy, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, smp, uproarious, viral, yea

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

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