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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4121 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.
