| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 359 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7585 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!
So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5180 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3256 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those little guys running around! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution,” where you have to out-dance a group of explosive mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon one of the hidden portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!
Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9185 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3273 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7513 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?
But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4468 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4238 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8028 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2487 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4885 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.
But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
