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EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

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OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!
And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.
Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

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Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.
why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

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SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!

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So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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Quirm SMP

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Server Info

Name Quirm SMP (Vanilla)

Server IP quirm.xyz

Server Hosting 32 Gigabytes of RAM (Absolutely no lag)

Location EU (English Only)

Server Features
- Enjoy a vanilla experience with unique quests for unobtainable items
- Interact with an active community of up to 20+ players on weekends
- Experience proximity chat gameplay
- CoreProtect to prevent griefing
- Unique events and competitions
Rules & Expectations
- Must be at least 15 years old
- Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
- Respect others in-game and on voice-chat
- See detailed guidelines and rules on Discord
Additional Info
- All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
- Exclusive items through weekly events
- Mobs and players drop heads upon death
- Friendly server welcoming builders
- Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6
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Quirm SMP – Season 1

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 15 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 15 years old.

Q: Are there any restrictions on mods?

A: All mods are allowed as long as they do not disrupt the vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: How can I obtain exclusive items on the server?

A: Exclusive items can be obtained through weekly events hosted on the server.

Q: Do mobs and players drop heads on this server?

A: Yes, both mobs and players drop heads upon death, adding an extra challenge to gameplay.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is exclusive to version 1.20.6.
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Mystic Manga Isles 1.21.3

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Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Chinese manga but in block form. Imagine building your own epic adventures just like in those crazy manga stories. Plus, there’s dragons and creepers, so it’s like a mashup of two awesome worlds. Don’t be a noob, join now and unleash your inner manga hero in Minecraft!

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BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

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CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

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OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

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SelfLoathingCraft

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

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LebCraft Presidential Showdown

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

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Server Info
Name	Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
Server IP	quirm.xyz
Server Hosting	32 Gigabytes of RAM (Absolutely no lag)
Location	EU (English Only)

Server Features

Rules & Expectations

Additional Info

Apply Now via Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 15 years old?

Q: Are there any restrictions on mods?

Q: How can I obtain exclusive items on the server?

Q: Do mobs and players drop heads on this server?

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?