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Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

Beliefs, Biblical stories, Builds, Crafty, CREEPERS, Divine, Epic, Eruv, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Jacob wrestling with the angel, Jewish practices, Jews, judaism, Kapparoth, KosherSwitch, Religion, religious symbolism, Rituals, Sacred, spirituality, Tashlikh, Traditions, ungodlike

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

ANYTHING.., Being, Dying, Far.., Imagine, kind of, Life, low status, manage, Minecraft, nothing to lose, PeasantCraft, planet, Powerful, realize, Scary, single male, Status, STOP, think about, young, Youngling, Youre

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	605
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Gender Bender Craft

Avril Lavigne, Bender, Craft, empowerment, gender, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ Representation, love story, Lyrics, Music, nonconformity, pop culture, punk fashion, Punk Rock, Rebellion, relationships, societal norms, Stereotypes, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	New Chunks Explored:	153105
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

#impatience, Angry, Army, Behavior, collide, Communication, conformity, culture, discipline, emotions, Epic, Expectations, Frustration, gameplay, Hierarchy, impatient, Korea, koreans, mental health, Minecraft, Passive, PassiveAggressiveness, Server, social norms, society, Stereotypes, stress, tradition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

action button, Arsenal Gear, artificiality, City of Glass, codec, Identity, infinite ammo, Memetics, meta-game world, metal gear solid, mgs, Minecraft, Mission, Paul Auster, pixelated, post-modern fiction, post-modern metafiction, pranksters, Reality, sci fi story, select button, Server, The New York Trilogy, virtual, VR simulation, VR-simulation theory

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

augments, capcom, Chaos, character creator, Character Creator Archiver, core skills, Crafting, CREW, DD2 pawn sheet, DD2 Pawns, DD2 Steam page, ddg, Do you want your pawn hired?, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, guild, LOLma, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, Storm the Greatwall, survey, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, attraction, big, Busty, Compliment, curves, DELICIOUS, desire, Fruit, FRUITS, Gratitude, juicy, love, madness, massive melons, melon, Obsession, rule, Sensual, SWEET, Tasty, voluptuous, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	8233
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

Appetite, chickens, cucumbers, Currency, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dressing, Food, Fresh, Healthy Eating, Henjin no Salad Bowl, homemade, lettuce, Livia’s salad, lunch, Meal, nutrition, organic, rule, salad, saladcraft, tomatoes, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4091	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

African American, Bigotry, Black community, civil rights, criminal behavior, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Lynching, PALS, pixelated, prejudice, Promise, racial slur, racism, Racists, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

#youtube, Communication, creeper, Discord, Drool, Gaming, glove technology, innovation, iPhone, multi-million dollar companies, NERDS, NerdyCraft, rule, Scares, Smartphone, talent management, Talents, Technology, tracking devices, tracking gloves, tracking technology, video sharing, virtual reality, virtual reality devices, vive trackers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!