Fasterest Minecraft Servers

Fasterest Minecraft Servers

  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9834
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

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    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2403
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 588
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

    Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8294
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 184

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

    KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3268
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Towns Built: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5227
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ores Mined: 9248 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

    We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

    And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2860
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 227 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6180
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Farms Harvested: 200
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Items Found: 2652
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

    Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 39 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

    Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

    On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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