Are you tired of Naruto logic that makes absolutely no sense? Join our Minecraft server where Rock Lee is the fastest ninja in all the land, weightless or not! Our server is filled with outrageous battles, intense training regimes, and a whole lot of taijutsu madness. Neji, Sasuke, and Naruto can’t keep up with the insanity that happens here. So come join us and experience the true power of Rock Lee, where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply!
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Naruto’s OP AF Server: Where Powerscaling is as Ridiculous as His Hair
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Crafty Creations: Where your hard work disappears faster than you can say ‘Andddd it’s gone’
#Evanescent, #GoneWithoutATrace, #HoudiniAct, #NoTrace, #NowYouSeeItNowYouDont, #VanishingAct, #VanishingTrick, #WhereDidItGo, Abracadabra, Andddd, Crafty, creations, disappeared, DISAPPEARS, ephemeral, Faster, ghosted, gone, HARD, INVISIBLE, Lost, missing, Mystery, poof, unexplained, VANISHED, work
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a master architect and the PvP skills of a ninja warrior.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited creative mode abilities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Andddddd it’s gone – just like your free time once you start playing on our server!
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Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’
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Are you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?
So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!
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YeehawCraft: Where we drive our horses faster than your cars!
America, american history, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, cars, Competition, Decline, decline of American industry, Downfall, DRIVE, economic impact, Faster, foreign competition, global market, History, Horses, Industrial Revolution, innovation, invention, Manufacturing, progress, Technology, Transportation, YeehawCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us and experience insane adventures like never before. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? We got you covered. How about building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? No problem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that there’s a dragon living in the depths of our world, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer.
So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself how we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level of crazy!
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HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!
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BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds
#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard envy, beard goals, beard grooming tips, beard growth, beard length, beard maintenance, beard trends, BeardCraft, diamonds, Faster, full beard, genetics, Grooming, grow, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, Mining, neckbeard, patience, personal style, self-care, time commitment
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!
Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!
So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!
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CraftyMovingOut LOLz – Where blocks move out faster than you do!
Adulthood, blocks, Challenges, CraftyMovingOut, Decision making, Experience, family, Faster, growth, home, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, living alone, lolz, Move, moving on, moving out, new beginnings, parents, personal development, process, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, Support, TRANSITION
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of cold pizza and Mountain Dew? Well, it’s time to level up and join our server where you can build your own virtual mansion and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond armor of invincibility and battle against hordes of evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword of justice.
But that’s not all! Join our community of players and participate in our weekly house decorating contests where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your parents’ house and hello to the most epic adventure of your life on our Minecraft server!
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Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’
#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdomAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!
bad thing, Communication, efficiency, Faster, Fun, Gender Roles, HOURS, INSTANT, Instantly, InstaReplyCraft, Join, medication, mental health, messages, OCD, Perception, quick response, Replies, Reply, Respond, social norms, stigma, Technology, Texting, Waiting, WomenAre you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
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MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you
after 23 years, DUMPED, Faster, got gf, got pumped x7, leaves me, love, MinecraftMingle, not going back, she meets chad, steve, what was the pointTired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.
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The Storm
Server IP: ts-mc.net
**Dedicated server** 24/7 uptime, with notifications to all staff members when downtime is detected through a third-party service
**Mature staff** All of our staff members have been trained both on our server and through previous experience on other servers they have worked for
**Nightly backups** Our server automatically restarts and creates an off-site backup to ensure that we will always have a recent backup in case of emergency
**Experienced** I’ve been a member of the server owner community for 5 years now. I’ve worked for several servers as a web developer and system administrator. I don’t plan on abandoning the game anytime soon.
ts-mc.net
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TDM PVP Survival
Basic Bukkit PVP Survival server with mcMMO, mcjobs, Stables, GlobalMarket, and a few hand-rolled mods. The server is primarily staffed by developers, so broken things get fixed quickly!
Multiverse is installed, with a naturally generated Creative mode for the times you get bored or want to test something out before trying it in “the real world.”
Currently in progress, we’re working on some more activities for players to pursue, including importing some work from other people, and some of our own mini-games as well.
mcpvps.thedailyman.org
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Valhalla
Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,
valhalla.sx
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GTAPlanet
Do you love Minecraft? Do you love GTA? Well you’re going to love the amazingly unique GTA Planet! This server is unlike any GTA server before with custom content implemented and lots of custom content to come it will give you fun for hours! Go around killing people, stealing things and becoming the biggest gangster on the server!
mc.gtaplanet.net
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Autcraft
Autcraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server for children (and adults) that have autism and their families. What this means is that if you or a family member has autism and you own the computer version of Minecraft, you can register and apply to be put on the whitelist and play with other people just like you. Waiting time for assessment of applications is approximately 1 week.
Autcraft was created by Stuart Duncan (aka AutismFather in game) who not only has autism himself but also a child with autism as well. The server is administrated by adults that include autistics, parents of autistic children or a family member of someone with autism. There are also “Helpers” that include “jrhelpers” which are children that prove to be responsible, positive and helpful with people; and “srhelpers” which are adults that demonstrate some knowledge of the game as well as being respectful, responsible and helpful.
Some features of Autcraft: Bullying, killing, stealing, griefing, etc is not tolerated Swearing is not tolerated In game ticket/support system. Need an admin to do something, stand where you need the help and use /modreq
Players builds are protected using WorldGuard. Ask an admin for protection All kills, blocks placed, blocks broken, items dropped, picked up and more are tracked so that we can see exactly what happens anywhere A few mini-games including hide and seek, mob arena, spleef and more Community Wither fights and other events mc.autcraft.com
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ChasmCraft
Thanks for checking us out! Read below for more information on the server! Be sure to read the rules as well!
ChasmCraft Rules/Guidelines:
ChasmCraft has a few basic rules like no hacking and no disrespect but the main rule is no griefing of any kind! If you’re found guilty of griefing we will ban you permanently.
What makes ChasmCraft different:
ChasmCraft uses only the best of the best plugins and also includes multiple custom plugins. ChasmCraft has active admins that are always willing to help you out within reason.
Join us and check it out, and if you don’t like the server don’t be scared to leave a comment on why you didn’t like it, we may just improve based on your feedback.
play.chasmcraft.com
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MineCraft Vanilla – Gamers Geek
A survival server, Hosted in NZ (but good speeds to Australia and other countries), Vanilla Minecraft server, active players, good connection. Come and build with us.
=== The Rules === No griefing No looting No PvP, you may duel if the other play consents. Clean language (there are kids playing). Don’t ask to be Op
=== Server === Dedicated Hardware Fibre Connection
mc1.gamergeeks.nz
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Pixelmon 3.4
Most up to date and unique Pixelmon server on the interwebs. We have great custom mods for your improved experience play (Pixelutilities!) and a great staff team to keep us on the path to the future. We have weekly events and great prizes. We have NO LAGGGG and up time 99.9 % (we have to update sometimes) Your Starter will be Shiny! Other Features: PvP – Towny – Economy – TownVSTown badge battles -Player Gyms – AI gyms – HiddenGyms and much much more! Come join the fun!
198.23.203.78
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Dave Craft
This is a server where we have WIP mini-games and a survival mode and its frequently updated from all of the Nice Moderators and Admins and a nice owner.
198.50.252.10
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BanzaiMC OP Factions
BanzaiMc Network is a pvp network dedicated to bring you the best staff, plugins and server hardware for the great pvp gaming experience.
Banzai-MC has all the regular plugins of a normal OP factions server, including McMMO, Combat Tag, Scoreboards, ArmorHud, Health, Damage indicators Essentials and a collection of anti-cheat and anti-glitch plugins to insure fair gaming.
play.Banzai-mc.com