HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT TACHYONS FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY, GOIN FASTER THAN LIGHT! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FASTER THAN LIGHT!
COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WILD WORLD OF TACHYONS, BUILDIN CRAZY SHIPS AND RACIN THROUGH SPACE AND TIME. WHO NEEDS ELYTRAS WHEN U GOT TACHYONS, RIGHT?
WE EVEN GOT A TACHYON RACING LEAGUE, WHERE U CAN COMPETE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS AND SEE WHO’S THE FASTEST TACHYON TAMER IN TOWN.
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S GET TACHYONIC!