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EpicLossAgeClocksMC

aged 33-44, death, DNA changes, EpicLossAgeClocksMC, epigenetic clocks, family member, faster ageing, health, Impact, later in life, Loss, older biological age, researchers, US adults

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Potions Brewed:	192
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	9641
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	337
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2591
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mines Excavated:	2032	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8969
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	5905	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!