But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server
11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness -
Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, studyjoin our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, WebstoreIP reunionsmp.com Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc Overview:
This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.
Features:
- Community Decided Features
- Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
- A Robust Claim System
- Homes
- Paid Cosmetics
- Graves
- Discord Connectivity
- Some Vanilla Tweaks
- A Player Economy
Market:
The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.
Ranks:
We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.
Roles:
Owner – Go_ing
Admin – Splooshium
FAQ:
Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds. Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits. Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands. -
HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!
Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero toleranceHearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Server Launch Date October 2018 Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I grief other players?
No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.
2. Are there paid perks in the server?
No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.
3. How can I claim land?
Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.
4. What is the server difficulty level?
The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.
5. How can I access the live map?
Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net
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firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock
Auction, bedrock, Community Events, creeper, Cross-Play, diamonds, Discord, explosion, Faster, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, halloween event, handbook, hard work protection, java, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Simple Rules, smp, straightforward, Trade, vanish, Virtual Economyfirestarter Minecraft Server Overview
Description firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. 🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132) 🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players. a few of the things we offer:
- Player-driven economy and player-run shops
- Grief protection and land claiming
- Frequent community events
- Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
- Java + Bedrock cross-play
- A friendly, fair, and respectful community
we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃
You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡
Or consider joining our Discord!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play. Are there grief protection measures in place? Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work. How can I participate in community events? Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join. Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy? Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy. -
McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFiServer IP mcevolution.org Java Version 1.20.4 What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!
We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!
What Gamemodes Are Available ❓
Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock
💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆
🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)
🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️
Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr
FAQ
How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?
Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.
What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?
Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.
What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?
Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.
How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?
Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.