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SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	618	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	719966	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5478	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!