come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.
we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.
but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.
join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?