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PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	411
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ores Mined:	8296
Crops Grown:	7414	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Buildings Constructed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	7593
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2137
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪