Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.