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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8709 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 371 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.