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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2758 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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