New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • McCraftyBurgers

    McCraftyBurgers
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2884
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Votes: 922
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

    PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2272
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 112 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Potions Brewed: 161 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 1995

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomNoGriefPls

    MomNoGriefPls
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5328
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

    Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

    We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

    So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeeveCraft

    PeeveCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 5986
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketDroneWarsMC

    RocketDroneWarsMC
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3458
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

    JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

    WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

    AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • USB Bandits

    USB Bandits
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4677
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8122 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 269643 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2487 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlacierWaveCraft2023

    GlacierWaveCraft2023
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4950
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

    On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

    Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4344
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 616506 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Global SMP Minecraft Server

    Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

    You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

    If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

    Discord

    Dynamap

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age to play on the server? Players must be 18 years or older to join.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

    3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

    4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

    5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

    ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Votes: 2053 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoysOnly Minecraft Server

    BoysOnly Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6438
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Farms Harvested: 504
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Buildings Constructed: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

    Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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