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ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

cockerino, fuckitini, gtquotNOOOO, heckin, karim benemini, kekeriniti, kekitini, Minecraft, niggetino, raperino, ronaldo, shafterini, shitterino, ShitterinoSMP, shittitini, smp, t. shartitino

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

NoCleanCousinWatch

aita, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

FactoidFrenzy, facts that are not important, facts that are useless, facts that serve no purpose, facts you don’t need to know, Fun facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, pointless information, random knowledge, random useless facts, smp, Trivia, trivial knowledge, unimportant facts, useless facts, useless facts for trivia night, useless facts to know, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbits, useless trivia, weird facts

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a whole community dedicated to sharing the most useless and random facts you can imagine. Want to know how many ants it would take to lift a human? We’ve got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the useless facts and hidden treasures!

TrickCraft: Old Dogs, New Tricks

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, determination, Development, dogess, Dogs, Experience, growth, knowledge, learning, new trick, old dog, perseverance, progress, resilience, self improvement, Skills, success, transformation, TrickCraft, Tricks, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5238
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7616
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9366
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie chickens! These feathered fiends will peck your blocks and steal your diamonds, so watch out!

If you consider yourself an old dog or dogess and you have learned a new trick, well, on our server, you can teach your pet parrot to breakdance! That’s right, watch in awe as your feathered friend busts out some sick moves on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft universe. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BalticInvasion Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Baltic states, BalticInvasion, baltics, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, nato, putin, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, threat, world news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Putin is, like, talking with his allies about invading the Baltics, but don’t worry, it’s all just a game, bro! Join this server for the ultimate thrill of pretending to be a world leader plotting world domination while building epic castles and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the impending invasion and stock up on diamonds. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Baltics in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

LonelyCraft: Where even creepers have company

Aging population, Awareness, Community, Company, CREEPERS, death rate, demographics, Elderly, health, home alone deaths, intervention, ISOLATION, Japan, living alone, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, mortality, Report, Social Issues, statistics, Support, wellbeing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our minecraft server and avoid becoming one of those sad statistics, where you can build a virtual home and never be alone again! with over 1000 players online at all times, you’ll never run out of friends to play with.

our server is so lit, even the ghosts of those 40,000 people are haunting it, giving you a spooky and thrilling gaming experience. you can team up with them to build the most epic haunted house ever seen in minecraft history.

we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential real-life disasters, like a zombie apocalypse or a giant meteor heading towards earth. our server is basically a survival guide for the end of the world, so why wouldn’t you want to join?

plus, we have a special event every month where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual bling?

so come on over to our server and join the madness. who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way.

CaveCraft: Ancient Bridge Quest

000-year-old, 6.., Accretions, Ancient, ancient architecture, Ancient civilization, ancient engineering., archaeology, Bridge.., Cavecraft, construction, historical discovery, Historical Mysteries, Island Migration, Mediterranean history, mediterranean sea, Migration, prehistoric, Quest, Spanish Cave, Spanish history, Spanish Islands, Submerged Bridge, Submerged Structures, underwater exploration

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2721	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	8294	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG u guyz, dis Minecraft server is like finding a 6,000-year-old submerged bridge in a Spanish cave! It’s like redefining history but in block form! The cave is full of accretions that push back the bridge’s construction by over 1,000 years, just like how our server pushes back your bedtime by 1,000 hours! Join us and raise questions about migration onto the Spanish islands…or just build a giant chicken statue, whatever floats your boat in this crazy blocky world! 🐔🌊🔨 #MinecraftHistory #CaveDwellersUnite

Alathra: The Land where you can build your dream dirt shack and become a dirt tycoon!

Alathra, BUILD, building, Creative, Custom Items, Dirt, dream, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Land, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Shack, Skyblock, Survival, Tycoon, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Server Name	Alathra: New Frontiers
Description	A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/ENzxTvBf
Website	https://alathra.com/

Overview

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Players have the freedom to create their own stories, nations, cultures, and organizations within the server. From building grand towns to mastering trade or starting a new religion, the possibilities are endless on Alathra.

Key Features

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

FAQ

What is Alathra?

Alathra is a worldbuilding, geopolitical, light roleplay Minecraft server that allows players to create their own stories, nations, cultures, and organizations within the game.

Is Alathra a roleplay server?

Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements into its gameplay, allowing players to immerse themselves in the world and create unique characters and storylines.

How can I join Alathra?

You can join Alathra by connecting to the server IP play.alathramc.com in Minecraft.

What are some key features of Alathra?

Some key features of Alathra include custom fishing, the Towny plugin for creating towns and cities, lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding aspects, a custom world map, custom plugins developed by the server team, Movecraft for creating moveable ships, brewing, custom mobs and animals, and custom Nether features.

Can I create my own nation or town on Alathra?

Yes, players are encouraged to create their own nations, towns, and cities on Alathra. With the Towny plugin, you can claim areas to build and store items safely.

Is there a Discord server for Alathra?

Yes, Alathra has a Discord server where players can engage with the community, get updates on server events, and connect with other players.

Are there custom biomes and landmarks in Alathra?

Yes, Alathra features a custom map with various biomes such as red sand deserts, tropical beaches, calcite mountains, giant spruce forests, and more. The map also includes landmarks like volcanoes, salt flats, and underground rivers.

What sets Alathra apart from other Minecraft servers?

Alathra offers a unique worldbuilding experience with extensive lore, roleplay, custom features, and a dedicated team of developers creating new plugins and content for the server. The server emphasizes player-driven storytelling and creativity.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

chadcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	129
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	375

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are looking for love triangles! Why settle for being the main girl of your looksmatch when you can be the side chick of a chad? Our server is filled with drama, romance, and plenty of explosions (both in-game and in relationships). Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and maybe even start a scandalous love affair with a blocky heartthrob. Who needs diamonds when you have drama? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCommerce SMP: Is Selling Pixels Still Profitable or Just Too Overcrowded?

business model, Competition, CraftyCommerce, digital economy, digital marketplace, e commerce, e-commerce growth, e-commerce market dynamics, e-commerce saturation, e-commerce trends, internet sales, market saturation, online business, online commerce, online competition, online marketplace, online retail, online retailing, online shopping, overcrowded, pixels, Profitable, retail industry, saturation, SELLING, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4583	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old e-commerce businesses? Looking for a new way to make money online? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your very own virtual e-commerce empire!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and started selling virtual diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with special powers that made players run faster, jump higher, and even turn invisible! Needless to say, they sold like hotcakes and the player became a virtual millionaire overnight.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground market where players can trade rare items, like dragon eggs and unicorn horns. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be found.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to e-commerce greatness! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire.