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  • TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

    TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up Minecraft warriors and blocky adventurers! You NEED to join this OUTRAGEOUS SMP I just stumbled upon. Picture this: a land where the grass is ALWAYS greener, but only because of the insane giant pigs that trample it into a nutrient-rich mulch. Yeah, you heard me! Grass-growing PIGS. They’re like unicorns but with more bacon. 😍🥓

    But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! You know how Steve literally spends all his days mining for diamonds? On THIS SMP, diamonds are actually like little pieces of chocolate that give you diabetes when you eat them. 🍫💎 But don’t worry, the medic villagers will be there to give you heart-warping hugs to heal you!

    Have you ever wanted to duel a SKELETON with a FLAMING CROSSBOW while riding a flamingo wearing sunglasses? Because on this server, that’s a standard Tuesday afternoon activity! 🌈🦩 I swear, last week my buddy Jerry got into a fistfight with a witch over who had the best pet parrot, and the parrot ended up casting fireballs! LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! 🦜🔥

    And let’s talk about the lore. OMG the lore! One time, the Ender Dragon got upset because someone stole its cake, and it RAINED ENDER PEARLS for a whole WEEK! So now we have the Great Ender Pearl Festival where you literally dive off cliffs into pools of lava (safely, I promise) to earn your ‘Pearl of Honor’! 🏅💥 You could totally win the GRAND PRIZE, which is just an enchanted potato or something, but who doesn’t want an ENCHANTED POTATO?! It’s like the Holy Grail, but spud-ier!

    But wait! I haven’t even told you about GRIEFING REBATES! If you accidentally break a friend’s house, you get a coupon for a free pizza in REAL LIFE, delivered by an actual Enderman who just wants to be your friend but really can’t figure out how to order! 🍕🙃 So many friendships are forged in this chaos, it’s like a blocky rom-com where nobody remembers the script!

    Join now, and who knows! You might just discover the secret to infinite fish tacos—rolled by magical llamas! 🦙🌮 Seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the BEST adventures of your blocky life. See you there, or I’ll send a zombie to your house with a really bad haircut! 🧟‍♂️✂️✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

    Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cloud craft

    Cloud craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 51.38.196.67

    51.38.196.67

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ezkidtrix

    Ezkidtrix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome To Ezkidtrix! This is a minecraft server made for your entertainment so join and have fun. We have survival and creative so it is pretty cool and also really big creative plots for you to build on! Also lag machines and things like that will result in a permanent ban.

    Gamemodes: Creative Plots KitPvP Survival

    Rules: No lag machines No hacking/cheating No cussing Be a good person on the server/try to help out other players

    If you have any questions or found a bug tell GreenSkittles23 the server owner!

    play.ezkidtrix.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Shadow of a Quantum Minecraft server

    Shadow of a Quantum Minecraft server

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    A technical server with a focus on free construction, fishing, leisure and just having fun. Farm achievements, collections. Stable economy: all types of trade, exchanges are allowed and there is no price control. Even donations and distributions are allowed. Integration of mods and new recipes, the server does not stand still, it is constantly evolving. Reworked mechanics for the server and various innovations Increased standard generators and reactors, as well as Eu/Rf/J conversion. Some mods, recipes, and self-recordings have been heavily reworked. There are no wipes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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