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Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2873
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Votes:	9042
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

PixelNet

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome To PixelNet! Here Are The Games And Rules! Games: Skyblock [WORKING]

BedWars [Missing Generator But Works A Bit]

Murder Mystery [NOT DONE]

Block Party [NOT MADE]

Build Battle [BEING REMADE. NOT DONE]

Rules! 1.Dont Hack Or DDOS 2.Baritone 3.Dont Harass Staff Or Other Players [YOU MAY BE MUTED OR BANNED]

4.Dont Hack Into OP Perms 5.We Dont Give OP Out 6.If You Have Been Hacked Please Ask Staff On Our Discord Server To Check Your Alts [THERES A POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT THE HACKER MAY OF NOT GONE ON A VPN]

158.69.5.237:25632

Freeform

Anarchy, Multiplayer Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

freeform.lol

BounceMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5421
Star Shards Collected:	175	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

BounceMC is a upcoming server network with dedicated players and a big discord. We always want to try to give our players the best experience possible by making the best possible user experience. BounceMC runs 24/7 we are always striving out of our way to be the best with our player base and all of the players that join, we would like you to be one! We have tons of gamemodes for you and others to enjoy we hope you like us and give us a drop by we would love it!

What we offer -Survival (SMP) -Creative -MUCH MORE TO COMEE!

66.70.246.93:25618

DonVive Minecraft server

Bed wars, build battle, TNT Run

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

The owner of the DonVive server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.donvive.ru

RedStoned

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	919

Welcome to redstoned.apexmc.co! OPENED ON 11/15/2020!

Hosted out of Montreal

Here our economy is run off of both Drugs, AND Alcohol. The Brewery Plugin offers over 12 different types of alcohol, plenty of recipes for beers and liquors to be distilled, aged or both. Then sold for a good chunk of change or consumed as a reward for your hard work.

We also offer Jobs, and MCMMO to keep you busy while your brew age, and give you nice little pay out.

KitPvp, Votifer, and Chest Shop, Voting crates as well as offering a massive in spawn shop.

Factions will control your territory, so be aware of others creeping into your Empire, and stay vigilant as PvP and raiding are enabled.

Visit redstoned.apexmc.co, and join us for a cold one!!

redstoned.apexmc.co

Frostcastrevival

Creative, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Please connect with the IP: play.frostcast.network

Come play with us! We have:

A 60k by 60k Pre-generated Survival world that will NEVER reset. You can see the overworld map at https://map.frostcast.network/

Join a Town or create one of your own! All towns that have a shop and 2-3 players will get a public warp to them.

Want to mix things up? We also have Creative Plots and SkyBlock! Don’t forget to join our Discord server, as people who link their MC accounts and Discord username will get a free rank!

Hope to see y’all soon! – Frostcast Revival Management

play.frostcast.network

Crystallized Network

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1913
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Crystallized Network is a None Pay to Win PVP network Server With a growing number of Custom and unique game modes

The Server is really new and has a good future with us being totally open to new and custom game modes we already have plans to release 2 new Custom and unique Gamemodes. We also do totally not focus on PVP game modes like skywars we try to make all players happy with plans to add building areas as the server grows

Gamemodes; .Skywars – None Pay to win Kits. Balanced maps and kits More Being Developed

crystallized.network

⚡Cosmoplex⚡ 🍒Plasmo Voice + Emotecraft🍒 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.

✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)

✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)

✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)

✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)

⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.

⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)

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qw.cosmoplex.ru

Affinity

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

We are an up and coming faction/PVP server. You’re thrown into a land and expected to find a faction, to call home. Once in this faction, you can begin to power up, to prepare for war. Come together as a team to be the top faction and rule them all! We offer – Loot crates – Factions – Player heads – Economy – Player parties – Trails – Mini games coming soon such as(Hunger games, Egg wars and Hide n Seek)

147.135.105.90:25593

Mineus brasil

Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Dungeons, Pets, Plots, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Play Survival together with your Bedrock and Java friends, available for all versions after 1.19+. A community of over 200,000 members on Discord that contains an incredible experience.

jogar.mineus.com.br