fashion satire – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

Ben Stiller, blocks, blue steel, comedy, Derek Zoolander, Fashion (Industry), fashion satire, fashion trends, iconic characters, Magnum, Male, male beauty, male beauty standards, male fashion, male fashion icons, male modeling, male modeling industry, Male models, male stereotypes, meets, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, modelling, satire, Server, Zoolander movie, Zoolanders

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

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StressCraft – Game Your Worries Away!

academic pressure, academic stress, adolescent behavior, adolescents, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms for teens., coping strategies, coping with stress, excessive gaming, Game, gaming habits, mental health, Mental well-being, Stress Management, stress relief, StressCraft, study, teenage stress, teens, video game addiction, video games, worries

HEY U, YA U, DO U FEEL STRESSED ABOUT SCHOOL? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! JOIN US AND ESCAPE REALITY BY BUILDING A WORLD WHERE U R THE BOSS.

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN HELP TEENS DEAL WITH SCHOOL PRESSURE, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD?

IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS, RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT. SOUND RIDICULOUS? WELL, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY ON OUR SERVER.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO STRESS, HELLO TO FUN!

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LushPvP

custom additions, Economy, Exclusive events, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LushPvP, OP Rewards, Parkour, Practice, PvP

LushPvP is an experience that players has never seen before. We offer custom additions to our Practice, Kitmap & HCF Servers. As well as offering an exclusive events server which has OP Rewards.

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Robo’s World: Where even the pigs are robotic! Vanilla goodness with a hint of HermitCraft. Join now!

apply, bedrock, building, Community, community-driven, creations, Discord, enabled, Friendly, Fun, goodness, hermitcraft, Hint, ideas, java, Join, No Griefing, Pigs, Play, ROBÔS, Robotic, Safe, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, world

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small, whitelisted, community-driven, semi-vanilla SMP
No map resets, dedicated community
No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Robo’s World?	Apply through our Discord link: Discord Link
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a close-knit community
Are there any rules in Robo’s World?	Yes, no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed. Everything is done in survival mode
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled so you can join from either version
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map will never reset, keeping your creations safe

CraftWarZone Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, CraftWarZone, creative assembly, DLC News, FLC Trailer, Gaming, Karanak, legend, Minecraft, Patch 5.1 Notes, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, strategy, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer, What’s next

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Legend has it that on our server, you can roll for your starting gear just like in Total War: Warhammer! Who needs diamonds when you can start off with a magical sword or a potion of invisibility? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and DLCs just like Total War: Warhammer III. Who knows what crazy new features and content we’ll add next? It’s like Christmas every day!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with Karanak himself in our server. That’s right, the bloodthirsty daemon hound is roaming around, waiting to challenge brave adventurers like yourself. Will you survive the encounter and claim his treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little… chaotic.

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LostInCraft Minecraft Server

(Audio), accessories, Bluetooth, Decision making, Durability, earbuds, electronics, Gadgets, headphones, long-lasting, Lost, LostInCraft, Minecraft, Music, Recommendations, Replacement, review, Server, shopping, sound quality, Technology, Upgrade, wireless, XM5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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OpinionatedGriefer

alzheimer’s, anger issues, baby shower, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Empathy, family, Genetic, Honesty, infertility, Menopause, mood swings, older mother, OpinionatedGriefer, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Understanding, young adult life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing older than our players is the blocks they mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive anger, mood swings, and unexpected twists and turns just like caring for your elderly parents in your 20s!

We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!

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TastyCraft Minecraft Server

Appetizing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, Flavorful, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, Nourishing, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, Server, Surprising, Tasty, TastyCraft, Wholesome, yummy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of pure chocolate and the mobs drop candy instead of loot! Join us for a sugar rush like no other as you explore our world filled with edible landscapes and delicious surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Cookie, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its sweet secrets and become the ultimate sugar king?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth while embarking on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to brush your teeth after playing, because this server is so sweet, you won’t believe it’s healthy!

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CraftyZombiePixels

Boomers, CraftyZombiePixels, digital age, digital literacy, digital manipulation, facebook, fake AI images, gen z, internet culture, media literacy, Misinformation, older generation, online deception, online scams, online trends, social media, social-networking, tech-savvy, Technology, viral content, younger generation

Are you tired of being bamboozled by fake AI images on Facebook like a boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the Gen Z equivalent of that! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated illusions that will make you question reality. From giant chickens that can moonwalk to secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, our server is a virtual playground of absurdity. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you see!

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BlockyBolivia Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, authoritarianism, BlockyBolivia, Bolivia, Civil unrest, COUP, Crisis, Democracy, FEARS, Government, La Paz, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, mobilize, political instability, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Rise, security concerns, Server, south america, Unrest

come join our minecraft server where we have BOLIVIA ARMED FORCES MOBILIZING IN LA PAZ but dont worry, its just to protect our precious diamonds from creepers and zombies! our players are so skilled they can take down any threat, even a potential coup! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, where the only thing rising is your level of fun! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? grab your pickaxe and join the madness today!

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PalacePanicCraft

apparent, Bolivia, Chaos, Civil unrest, coup attempt, Democracy, Government, Latin America, military intervention, opposition, PalacePanicCraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, president, Presidential Palace, protest, Rebellion, revolution, SECURITY, south america, Stormed, Unrest

lol join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the bolivia presidential palace coup every day! build your own palace and defend it from crazy players trying to take over! experience the thrill of political intrigue and chaos in a blocky world! who will emerge as the ultimate ruler of this wacky server? come find out and join the madness today!

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