fashion satire – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks
Ben Stiller, blocks, blue steel, comedy, Derek Zoolander, Fashion (Industry), fashion satire, fashion trends, iconic characters, Magnum, Male, male beauty, male beauty standards, male fashion, male fashion icons, male modeling, male modeling industry, Male models, male stereotypes, meets, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, modelling, satire, Server, Zoolander movie, Zoolanders
Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

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Gemstone
Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla
Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.
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Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy	mcMMO skills & abilities
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2
1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms
Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

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NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server
ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work
Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.
Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

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CraftyFashionistaLOL
Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist
Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!
Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!
So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?
Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

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SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.
But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?
So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

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MineMotivation
achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak
#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

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New Server IP
Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells
Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips
Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!

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ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher
American society, class context, class differences, ClassyCraft, contributions to society, higher, INEQUALITY, Perception, research findings, Significance, social class, social hierarchy, social inequality, social perspective, social status, societal contributions, societal impact, societal perceptions, societal roles, societal significance, societal value, socioeconomic status
so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!

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