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Fashion Disaster

  • TeeRageMinecraft SMP

    TeeRageMinecraft SMP
    OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

    And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

    Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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  • CraftyFashionFails

    CraftyFashionFails
    Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond-encrusted armor to glow-in-the-dark boots, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashion Police, who roam the land in search of fashion offenders. Get caught wearing mismatched armor? Prepare to face the consequences!

    Join our server now and show off your unique sense of style – just make sure it’s up to par with our high fashion standards!

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  • Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

    Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • KiltCraft: Don’t Mix with Stilts!

    KiltCraft: Don’t Mix with Stilts!
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everyone has to wear stilts and kilts at the same time. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, dude. you gotta try not to fall over while also looking fabulous in your kilt. it’s like a fashion show meets an obstacle course. plus, there’s this rumor that if you can make it to the top of the tallest mountain while wearing stilts and a kilt, you’ll find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava pits, they’ll totally ruin your outfit. join our server for the ultimate fashion adventure!

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