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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4313 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1667 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
