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CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	177
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6642	Divine Spears Created:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Votes:	6884	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4772	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragons Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2151	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	231301	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!