FartlessFortress Minecraft Servers

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  • FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

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    Welcome to the Fartocalypse: A Realm of Chaos and Aromatic Dread

    Step right up! Welcome to a Minecraft server where social decrees are but a faded memory, and the pungent specter of flatulence reigns supreme! Are you ready to plunge into a world where beds are synonymous with confusion, and the soothing sound of farts lulls you into a false sense of security?

    Introduction: Breach the Fabric of Reality

    In this server, normality is an illusion—a whimsical façade covering the chaotic heart of an alternate universe where every block you break echoes the distressed whispers of a world torn asunder by the offensive symphony of bed-related emissions.

    Uncover the horrors of a shared slumber space gone rogue! Here, your comfort will be challenged by the daring feats of flatulent acrobatics performed in the cozy void of bed sheets! As the sun sets, so does your hope for a peaceful night’s sleep, with each meteorite of odor swirling like a noxious storm cloud door!

    Features: The Mortifying Mechanics of Fart Craft

    Feature Name Description Level of Absurdity
    Fart Fortifications Build your bedroom defenses against noxious fumes. Special crafting items can aid in odor nullification (or enhance it, if you dare)! High
    Cover Collapse Messy plumbing results in blockages that evolve; beware the stink tornadoes that trap the unsuspecting! Legendary
    Scented Stories Craft odor-infused narratives that add a layer of olfactory horror to your gameplay. Connectivity is enhanced when sharing these with fellow players (nose plugs optional)! Ethereal
    Social Media Anxiety Draw your characters into the cesspool of social media entropy, affecting relationships and gameplay. Engagement leads to real emotional repercussions! Unsettling

    Conspiracies Beneath the Covers

    Beware the fumes that linger! This server was rumored to have been banned in 12 countries for inciting “gas-based discontent,” and yet here we thrive, nose-deep in chaos. Crescent moons and smelly gas clouds—foreshadowing divides between lovers gone astray.

      • Did you know? The Great Flatulence Crisis of 2022 was covered up by an elite society of bloggers doomed to remain eternally uncouchable unless carried by flatulent winds.

    Testimonials Plucked from the Abyss

      • “I logged in, and suddenly… my dreams turned into nightmares of gingivitis! Why didn’t I pack a gas mask?” – GhostofFartyPants93
      • “He said, ‘It’s my bedroom too!’ But is oxygen really a right if it comes with a side of eternal suffering?” – LurkingInTheShadows

    FAQ: A Puzzle Unslept

      • Q: Is it truly dangerous to sleep here? A: If you cannot distinguish between a horror game and your roommate’s digestive escapades… engage at your own risk.

      • Q: Can I control the aroma or summon farts at will? A: In this absurd reality, only those who truly believe in the majesty of bed gas can wield such power.

    Dark Legends of the Server

    Whispers carry tales of a mystical artifact known simply as "The Bean-Counter." Legends say that those who possess it can summon the mightiest of gaseous creations, overpowering the very essence of what it means to be asleep. Will you be the brave soul to unlock this otherworldly treasure and trap the horrid sounds in a box forever? Or will you become the next victim of Zombies of the Nocturnal Farting Horde?

    Join the Bleak Adventure!

    Dare you step into the Fartocalypse? Leave behind your notions of fresh air and enter a realm where the absurd dances merrily with the grotesque! Engage with fellow players in a twisted struggle against stench and solitude. But remember: not all who enter are guaranteed an escape from the depths of their own chamber of horrors.

    Beware the covers, and may your sleep be chaotic! 🌌💨

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  • CatNapperCraft

    CatNapperCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Maine Coon cat named Mr. Fluffykins as our official mascot!

    Mr. Fluffykins was a wish.com Maine Coon, but don’t let that fool you – he’s the king of the server! He’s also a total himbo and gets along with all the other cats, even the ones with a bit of a bitchcraft attitude.

    Join our server for the chance to interact with Mr. Fluffykins and help him navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness him trying to beat the other cats in a battle royale!

    But beware, there may be some pushy cattery owners trying to steal Mr. Fluffykins for breeding purposes. Will you stand up to them and protect our beloved feline friend? Or will you join forces with them and become a cat breeding master in the world of Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the pure hilarity of our Maine Coon-filled Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – Mr. Fluffykins is waiting for you!

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  • CraftyDrugDisaster

    CraftyDrugDisaster

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the rush you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like a drug trip you’ll never forget!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll mine diamonds while dodging creepers on a rollercoaster made of lava. Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on a high every time you log in.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might encounter psychedelic mobs that will blow your mind, or find yourself in a maze of illusions that will leave you questioning reality.

    So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server of your life, join us now and get ready for a trip you’ll never forget!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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    LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

    MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

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    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!

    if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

    so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Elon’s Unemployable Kids

    Elon’s Unemployable Kids

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.

    not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.

    so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.

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  • AHAPXN server minecraft

    AHAPXN server minecraft

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    hi here no spavna if not you do you, look for the resources, kill others and the most glamorous kill the noobs, become super strong, become the first one who a and ksty if you want ren, you need to vote there 1 leather jacket and 15 pork foods and everything is not Boysa kill here are IPs 1b3t.aternos.me

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  • Sparked

    Sparked

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    Sparked Minecraft Server

    Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

    About us:

      • An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
      • Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
      • Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
      • Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
      • No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
      • Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
      • Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
    Is there an age requirement? Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
    Can I use mods on the server? Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
    Will the world ever reset? No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

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  • Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

    Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

    – Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

    – Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

    – Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

    – Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

    – And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

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  • ExGfGoneWild_Server

    ExGfGoneWild_Server

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    Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

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  • RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

    RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

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    OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

    And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

    Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

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