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PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	38953	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3033	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9635	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	7545
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪