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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	459959	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3131	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Potions Brewed:	172
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Items Found:	8539	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

abhorrent, abominable, detestable, Disgusting, Foul, gross, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach churning, unappetizing, unsavory, Vile, YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

air traffic control, Airport, airport disruption, airport operations, airport safety, airspace violation, aviation security, Chaos, disrupts flights, drone attack, drone incident, drone incident investigation, drone regulations, drone technology, drone threat, emergency response, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, Moscow news, Moscow Oblast, MoscowCraft, three airports, travel disruption

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Epic Battles Fought:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

blockbusters, Effectiveness, futility, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, Prevention, preventive actions, preventive measures effectiveness, preventive measures futility, preventive solutions, preventive strategies, proactive measures, redundancy, risk management, risk mitigation, risk prevention, risk prevention strategies, security measures, solution, useless

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Gods Slained:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	1638	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!